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Canadians Demotivational Poster


MONTREAL CANADIANS - I don't care how good you are, everyone still hates you


TAGS: hockey greg montreal canadians suck sports
Rating: 2.42/5

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Scorpio7 - November 13, 2008, 8:35 am
The kid is sitting by himself, because he farted. Canadians aren't as tolerant of fart smells, as USA citizens seem to be.
Clint_S - October 31, 2008, 5:47 pm
Canadiens? who cares? I am surprised there are still that many Leaf fans.
Narutarded - October 8, 2008, 9:39 pm
Sorry Amanda, but Jungie's right. My cousin lives in Montreal and he's a big fan of the Canadiens.
Amanda - October 8, 2008, 9:20 pm
It's spelt Canadians. Jungie you fail.
Brian - September 13, 2008, 2:17 am
a citizen of Canada is a Canadian the NHL team in Montreal is the Canadiens.
1917 - September 13, 2008, 1:17 am
Are you sure?
Jungie - June 12, 2008, 11:53 pm
Spelling fail! It's Canadiens.


BLESS THEM -


TAGS: canadians flashlights
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - July 6, 2011, 7:30 am

epci....lol
crankyhead - July 5, 2011, 8:34 pm
knock knock....... who's there?..... Canada....... Canada who?...... Can a dang tourist not take his flashlight out for an evening stroll without upsetting the natives? 5L Airman =)
coldinjected - July 5, 2011, 8:21 pm
hers got bleeped?
coldinjected - July 5, 2011, 7:11 pm
fla****? Haha! Get it? Get it? Eh, sorry. 5L
spacedog - July 5, 2011, 6:22 pm
LOL! Slow news day.


POLITE CANADIANS -


TAGS: canadians
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - March 14, 2014, 1:37 am
Thanks, MissPriss
MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 11:23 pm
Too true. 5 fingers for ya Steve.


OH CANADA -


TAGS: canadians at play
Rating: 4.37/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 15, 2012, 12:20 pm
Check Manitoba (And d*** you Airman!!)5L
djinnyf - March 15, 2012, 11:01 am
Doesn't look like any Canadian I know! xx
lgvernon - March 14, 2012, 7:54 pm

I hear they've invaded Wisconsin and made off with a wheel of extra sharp cheddar.


CANADIANS - You can give them a college education, but that doesn't guarantee much...


TAGS: blondes canadians pink
Rating: 2.14/5
Me_ - November 25, 2009, 12:09 pm
Looking like that I really would not care if she could spell. However, collage is an artistic composition made of various materials (as paper, cloth, or wood) glued on a surface.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2009, 6:31 pm
Nice ***bies +5.....still a negative. You fail.
TheTrashHeap - November 24, 2009, 6:21 pm
Anonymous poster -5. Canada bashing -5. You suck. nuff said.
freestyler - November 24, 2009, 5:27 pm
Collage is a word 2 :P


NOT TOO DUMB EH? -


TAGS: winter canadians americans
Rating: 4.94/5

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MissPriss - January 23, 2013, 7:58 pm
Ever see when they try to explain how to get free beer? Doesn't work...:(
spacedog - January 22, 2013, 6:07 pm
HA! Hoser proverbs! Keep your stick on the ice. 5L
MissPriss - January 22, 2013, 2:24 pm
Thanks for the comments and votes guys!
ughomer - January 22, 2013, 1:42 pm
C - eh - N - eh - D - eh
Silverheart - January 21, 2013, 9:22 pm

Same goes for driveways, sidewalks and porches in my hometown! Erie, PA born and raised! 5 frozen Lions on this one.
GaryO - January 21, 2013, 8:51 pm
5L for truth Missy


CANADIANS -


TAGS: canadians lovers motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.57/5

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slurzup - August 25, 2011, 4:23 am
ph**chopped and i resent/resemble those comments, but dont apreciate the pictoral that goes with it
GreyScorpion - November 26, 2009, 6:21 pm
Momma always said "Wear clean underwear in case you're in a car crash....or end up in a threesome" 3 x 5L
Derek - November 26, 2009, 3:55 pm
A Québecois ménage-a-trois, or way up North where the women are scarce.
gawdofwar - November 26, 2009, 3:24 pm
true


THE BEGINNING -


TAGS: rivals americans canadians
Rating: 4.92/5

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MissPriss - May 26, 2013, 10:25 pm
You're right! Thank you very f**king much...bahaha!
Bolverk3778 - May 24, 2013, 6:41 pm
Do not take good manners for being passive, the Canadians can just as aggressive as the rest of North America they are just more polite as they do it.
Rudedog - March 1, 2013, 10:48 pm
So true. Just prepare when we need more trees.


Canadian Graffiti -


TAGS: graffiti canadians polite swearing
Rating: 4.45/5

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MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 2:56 pm
Crap is acceptable too...teehee.
EmilioDumphque - March 13, 2014, 2:35 pm
Poop!
MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 2:25 pm
Thanks little, glad I gave ya a chuckle!
chickenlittle - March 13, 2014, 9:15 am
ahaha that's awesome, laughed out loud MissP :D


VACATION DESTINATION -




Canadians -


TAGS: canadians
Rating: 3.84/5

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PapaFox - April 25, 2013, 1:10 pm
And to her initial request that they pay her $20,000 medical bills, they offered $800 and told her to get stuffed. Interesting case though, especially given the company's actions (or inactions).
Renza - April 25, 2013, 12:29 pm
Well, that and their lawyer taking the stance of 'screw her, we couldn't care less'
steve1961 - April 22, 2013, 4:35 pm
What isn't generally known is the company that was successfully sued for the h** coffee incident had been warned previously about not following safety protocols and brewing the coffee h**ter than normal. That is why she won.
Silverheart - April 22, 2013, 3:47 pm

It's all to avoid lawsuits from litigious cry-babies. 'boohoo, I spilled coffee on myself, I didn't know it was h**'. Sometimes I'm amazed at the level of petty, immature stupidity people exhibit.
Silverheart - April 22, 2013, 3:44 pm

I'm from the U.S. and I'm disappointed in the idiots that created the need for silly labels like that. Coffee served h**? No shizz? If it were sold less-than-h**, people would complain. As bad as the food labels... Like mixed nuts says 'contains nuts'
Zetmonk - April 22, 2013, 12:24 pm
Yeay for the canadians in that case. The rest of the world seems to miss the mentioned obviousness.
MissPriss - April 22, 2013, 11:02 am
We try...we like our coffee h** our beer ice cold and us women to be to ready for anything in between.


FETCH ME A DRINK MOOOOOOOOO -


TAGS: canadians google
Rating: 4.73/5

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ICEMAN - March 6, 2012, 6:24 pm
Yeahbut....... Mooooooooooooooooooo's god goes by the name of Jameson.


Canadians -


TAGS: canadians language slang unique cultures
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:42 pm
Blasphemy! Canada stands alone...eh? Thanks OSA.
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:41 pm
Loony, toony... still much nicer looking than American money...teehee. Thanks Robin, er, Cannabal
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:38 pm
Slang, yup. It sounds very much like... thanks silvie :)
Silverheart - October 22, 2013, 10:26 am

I use more than a few of those words... I did grow up just across a lake from Canada. Any slang for 5 Lions?
Cannabal - October 21, 2013, 7:23 pm
"In Canada, their dollar is called the "loony." How can you take an economic crisis seriously?" ~Robin Williams
OSA - October 21, 2013, 5:07 pm
US/Canada. Australia/NZ. ...Close, but not quite the same!!


Hockey -


TAGS: hockey rivals canadians americans babies
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - March 13, 2014, 5:47 pm
Good call Missy. The states out played us.
MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 2:11 am
Oh yeah, thanks!
MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 2:11 am
I think the 'mericans are going to win that one. We've got a great team but this year they just don't seem to "act" like a team. Guess we'll see eh?
MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 2:08 am
Thank you Jesus. You should be one of the all time best hockey players I would think. You can walk on water, gawd help the team playing against you on ice!
spacedog - March 12, 2014, 6:53 pm
Oh yeah, 5 gold lions eh. (Go Canada Go)
spacedog - March 12, 2014, 6:50 pm
Olympic sledge hockey semi-finals tomorrow: Canada vs. U.S.A.
JesusWept - March 12, 2014, 6:31 pm
It's true! I'm Swedish and 7 times out of 10 Canada beats the sh*t out of us in hockey hehe. Good one, MissP! L L L L L
MissPriss - March 12, 2014, 3:17 pm
Little known fact...did you know that SPARTA spelt backwards is A TRAP(s)...I know you're trying it out right now me lord...bahaha
MissPriss - March 12, 2014, 3:14 pm
Seriously? Poor memories? Well let me tell you something lady......uhhhhh? And another thing! Sorry for using the same picture, my apologies. Us Canadians sometimes dumber than 2 pieces of sheep****, but always polite...teehee
lgvernon - March 12, 2014, 11:49 am

Canadians: Great at hockey. They do suffer from poor memories~~apparently. #171685 Created February 25, 2014 (BG)
Reality Lord - March 12, 2014, 7:41 am

p'fffft. the play on ice. we are born of ice. THIS IS SPARTA.


WINTER STORMS -




Games -


TAGS: canadians love their hockey beer games
Rating: 4.63/5

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Oldsod - May 3, 2014, 6:26 am
Philosophically, I'm open for just about anything. She Who Must Be Obeyed, however, has reservations...and is trying to keep me on it...
Oldsod - May 3, 2014, 6:26 am
Philosophically, I'm open for just about anything. She Who Must Be Obeyed, however, has reservations...and is trying to keep me on it...
MissPriss - May 2, 2014, 8:57 pm
That's easy...1st move up here to Canada, 2nd bring over a bottle of rye to my place and 3rd I'll teach you how to play. You open for say Saturday?
MissPriss - May 2, 2014, 8:56 pm
Oh Ugs, I could laugh you under the hockey game table!
Oldsod - May 2, 2014, 7:50 pm
I want one...
ughomer - May 2, 2014, 5:44 pm
Bra-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!


Michael Moore -


TAGS: michael moore columbine canadians documentary
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - May 30, 2013, 8:21 pm

i suspect he secretly is Canadian.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 30, 2013, 8:03 pm
No, that was that Austin Powers guy.
Rudedog - May 30, 2013, 5:55 pm
Wasn't he in the Halloween movies?


GAY SUPER HEROES -


TAGS: g** heroes canadians captain canuck motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.26/5

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BoneCD - December 8, 2010, 9:30 am
Ditto guys
Faceplant31 - December 8, 2010, 2:34 am
I agree canada 100%
CANADA - December 8, 2010, 12:57 am
anyone else missing the good old days of motifake?
BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 5:14 pm
ROTFLMAO Ron!!!!
CANADA - November 3, 2009, 1:28 am
I laughed till it hurt!
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 11:53 pm
One helluva superfist there... use caution.
Rking - November 2, 2009, 11:53 pm
g** stereotype
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 11:50 pm
Like internal lesions ripped, or g** stereotype ripped?
Rking - November 2, 2009, 11:47 pm
You ever wondered why all the xmen are so ripped? now you know.


CANADIANS RIGHT? -


TAGS: canadians
Rating: 2.8/5

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Overlord Douchebag - February 23, 2010, 2:47 pm
You've never seen a Sumo wrestler, or people from Wisconsin, have you?
emprorche - February 23, 2010, 2:38 pm
how is this canadians again? Americans are the fatest F**ks on the planet
LogicDude - November 24, 2009, 9:25 am
Holy sh*t! There IS a woman there...I just thought he was standing in a huuuuuge garden.
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 6:43 pm
The bulge on a canuck would be lower. Plus our women wear cammo not flowers.
LogicDude - November 23, 2009, 3:41 pm
He looks REALLY HAPPY to see you Ron! LOL!!!


CANADIAN WARNINGS - Because socialist healthcare isn't enough.


TAGS: canadians
Rating: 2.38/5

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CANADIANS - Make me laugh.


TAGS: canadians
Rating: 2.11/5

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CANADA - February 1, 2010, 10:59 pm
ya, not everyone is the brightest
Produceman117 - February 1, 2010, 10:58 pm
Nowadays, me too.


CANADIAN WARNINGS - Because socialist healthcare isn't enough.


TAGS: canadians
Rating: 1.17/5

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agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 4:36 pm
Perhaps I just felt that the world needed a LOT of warning about Canadian issues. Maybe.
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 4:35 pm
In the most loving way, f-u, reason!!! LOL!!!
Reason - October 29, 2009, 4:33 pm
looks like a dupe got past the mods. Great first week Aggy. lol


Canadians -


TAGS: canadians dance ice falls creation
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 28, 2015, 2:16 am
Thanks 'cern!
concern3 - February 27, 2015, 3:58 am
Miss you nailed it, once again a 5er
JesusWept - February 27, 2015, 1:44 am
I'm Swedish so i've seen tons of people walking on frozen sidewalks. It's truly a hilarious sight LOL
MissPriss - February 27, 2015, 1:08 am
If you've ever had the pleasure of watching a Manitoban trying to walk along a frozen sidewalk...we'd have to claim the fame for twerking too...teehee. Thanks for the L's Jesus.
JesusWept - February 26, 2015, 6:46 pm
You mean leg-break dancing? L L L L L


That's Easy -


TAGS: math canadians hockey beer choices
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:31 pm
Uggie if you want to enroll...it's Hockey 101.
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:30 pm
Thanks mizzdizz!
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:29 pm
Oh Sod do it...us Canucks have no problem with it...teehee. Thanks for the vote.
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:27 pm
Thanks concern!
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:27 pm
Thanks Jesus. Ant? You're cut off!
ughomer - November 25, 2014, 10:58 am
Hockey 1, hockey 2, hockey 3, .......
mizzdizz - November 25, 2014, 8:46 am
Budwiser Platnium or Sierra Pale Ale! Something fresh and crisp to go with the beer batter, or if you prefer octopus steaks grilled in the BBQ! yummm! 5 hungry lions!
Oldsod - November 25, 2014, 7:09 am
Oh, how I wish I could get away with adding this to the classroom file...5 beer-battered calimari!
concern3 - November 25, 2014, 6:29 am
Excellent
JesusWept - November 24, 2014, 10:01 pm
*Any
JesusWept - November 24, 2014, 10:00 pm
Ant beer goes with rubber octopus. L L L L L


Canadians -


TAGS: canadians politeness sarcasm difference stickers
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 27, 2015, 2:42 pm
I'm Canadian 'cern...I'll take both and just want to say sorry for taking the bonus of the 5's.
concern3 - April 23, 2015, 7:59 am
I'm not sure if I should say "thank you or F&%k you" but it a 5er
MissPriss - April 23, 2015, 12:58 am
Phf***ing rights we do eh! Oops sorry, Canadian spelling...the ph is silent. Once again thanks dizz!
mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 10:09 pm
LOL! Its been my personal experience that underneath all that sweetness, they know exactly what they're saying! 5 laughing lions!


Casualties Of War -




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