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Canadians Demotivational Poster


MONTREAL CANADIANS - I don't care how good you are, everyone still hates you


TAGS: hockey greg montreal canadians suck sports
Rating: 2.42/5

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Scorpio7 - November 13, 2008, 8:35 am, #35987
The kid is sitting by himself, because he farted. Canadians aren't as tolerant of fart smells, as USA citizens seem to be.
Clint_S - October 31, 2008, 5:47 pm, #32140
Canadiens? who cares? I am surprised there are still that many Leaf fans.
Narutarded - October 8, 2008, 9:39 pm, #26635
Sorry Amanda, but Jungie's right. My cousin lives in Montreal and he's a big fan of the Canadiens.
Amanda - October 8, 2008, 9:20 pm, #26632
It's spelt Canadians. Jungie you fail.
Brian - September 13, 2008, 2:17 am, #20809
a citizen of Canada is a Canadian the NHL team in Montreal is the Canadiens.
1917 - September 13, 2008, 1:17 am, #20807
Are you sure?
Jungie - June 12, 2008, 11:53 pm, #5742
Spelling fail! It's Canadiens.


BLESS THEM -


TAGS: canadians flashlights
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - July 6, 2011, 7:30 am, #221045

epci....lol
crankyhead - July 5, 2011, 8:34 pm, #221026
knock knock....... who's there?..... Canada....... Canada who?...... Can a dang tourist not take his flashlight out for an evening stroll without upsetting the natives? 5L Airman =)
coldinjected - July 5, 2011, 8:21 pm, #221025
hers got bleeped?
coldinjected - July 5, 2011, 7:11 pm, #221024
fla****? Haha! Get it? Get it? Eh, sorry. 5L
spacedog - July 5, 2011, 6:22 pm, #221016
LOL! Slow news day.


POLITE CANADIANS -


TAGS: canadians
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - March 14, 2014, 1:37 am, #253600
Thanks, MissPriss
MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 11:23 pm, #253598
Too true. 5 fingers for ya Steve.


OH CANADA -


TAGS: canadians at play
Rating: 4.37/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 15, 2012, 12:20 pm, #231355
Check Manitoba (And d*** you Airman!!)5L
djinnyf - March 15, 2012, 11:01 am, #231354
Doesn't look like any Canadian I know! xx
lgvernon - March 14, 2012, 7:54 pm, #231322

I hear they've invaded Wisconsin and made off with a wheel of extra sharp cheddar.


NOT TOO DUMB EH? -


TAGS: winter canadians americans
Rating: 4.94/5

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MissPriss - January 23, 2013, 7:58 pm, #242775
Ever see when they try to explain how to get free beer? Doesn't work...:(
spacedog - January 22, 2013, 6:07 pm, #242746
HA! Hoser proverbs! Keep your stick on the ice. 5L
MissPriss - January 22, 2013, 2:24 pm, #242731
Thanks for the comments and votes guys!
ughomer - January 22, 2013, 1:42 pm, #242729
C - eh - N - eh - D - eh
Silverheart - January 21, 2013, 9:22 pm, #242710
Same goes for driveways, sidewalks and porches in my hometown! Erie, PA born and raised! 5 frozen Lions on this one.
GaryO - January 21, 2013, 8:51 pm, #242706
5L for truth Missy


CANADIANS - You can give them a college education, but that doesn't guarantee much...


TAGS: blondes canadians pink
Rating: 2/5
Me_ - November 25, 2009, 12:09 pm, #139827
Looking like that I really would not care if she could spell. However, collage is an artistic composition made of various materials (as paper, cloth, or wood) glued on a surface.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2009, 6:31 pm, #139371
Nice ***bies +5.....still a negative. You fail.
TheTrashHeap - November 24, 2009, 6:21 pm, #139370
Anonymous poster -5. Canada bashing -5. You suck. nuff said.
freestyler - November 24, 2009, 5:27 pm, #139365
Collage is a word 2 :P


THE BEGINNING -


TAGS: rivals americans canadians
Rating: 4.92/5

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MissPriss - May 26, 2013, 10:25 pm, #246038
You're right! Thank you very f**king much...bahaha!
Bolverk3778 - May 24, 2013, 6:41 pm, #245997
Do not take good manners for being passive, the Canadians can just as aggressive as the rest of North America they are just more polite as they do it.
Rudedog - March 1, 2013, 10:48 pm, #243966
So true. Just prepare when we need more trees.


Canadian Graffiti -


TAGS: graffiti canadians polite swearing
Rating: 4.45/5

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MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 2:56 pm, #253588
Crap is acceptable too...teehee.
EmilioDumphque - March 13, 2014, 2:35 pm, #253587
Poop!
MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 2:25 pm, #253585
Thanks little, glad I gave ya a chuckle!
chickenlittle - March 13, 2014, 9:15 am, #253581
ahaha that's awesome, laughed out loud MissP :D


VACATION DESTINATION -




Canadians -


TAGS: canadians
Rating: 3.84/5

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PapaFox - April 25, 2013, 1:10 pm, #245340
And to her initial request that they pay her $20,000 medical bills, they offered $800 and told her to get stuffed. Interesting case though, especially given the company's actions (or inactions).
Renza - April 25, 2013, 12:29 pm, #245339
Well, that and their lawyer taking the stance of 'screw her, we couldn't care less'
steve1961 - April 22, 2013, 4:35 pm, #245291
What isn't generally known is the company that was successfully sued for the h** coffee incident had been warned previously about not following safety protocols and brewing the coffee h**ter than normal. That is why she won.
Silverheart - April 22, 2013, 3:47 pm, #245290
It's all to avoid lawsuits from litigious cry-babies. 'boohoo, I spilled coffee on myself, I didn't know it was h**'. Sometimes I'm amazed at the level of petty, immature stupidity people exhibit.
Silverheart - April 22, 2013, 3:44 pm, #245289
I'm from the U.S. and I'm disappointed in the idiots that created the need for silly labels like that. Coffee served h**? No shizz? If it were sold less-than-h**, people would complain. As bad as the food labels... Like mixed nuts says 'contains nuts'
Zetmonk - April 22, 2013, 12:24 pm, #245281
Yeay for the canadians in that case. The rest of the world seems to miss the mentioned obviousness.
MissPriss - April 22, 2013, 11:02 am, #245279
We try...we like our coffee h** our beer ice cold and us women to be to ready for anything in between.


FETCH ME A DRINK MOOOOOOOOO -


TAGS: canadians google
Rating: 4.73/5

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ICEMAN - March 6, 2012, 6:24 pm, #230759
Yeahbut....... Mooooooooooooooooooo's god goes by the name of Jameson.


CANADIANS -


TAGS: canadians lovers motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.5/5

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slurzup - August 25, 2011, 4:23 am, #223472
ph**chopped and i resent/resemble those comments, but dont apreciate the pictoral that goes with it
GreyScorpion - November 26, 2009, 6:21 pm, #140366
Momma always said "Wear clean underwear in case you're in a car crash....or end up in a threesome" 3 x 5L
Derek - November 26, 2009, 3:55 pm, #140320
A Québecois ménage-a-trois, or way up North where the women are scarce.
gawdofwar - November 26, 2009, 3:24 pm, #140273
true


Canadians -


TAGS: canadians language slang unique cultures
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:42 pm, #250552
Blasphemy! Canada stands alone...eh? Thanks OSA.
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:41 pm, #250551
Loony, toony... still much nicer looking than American money...teehee. Thanks Robin, er, Cannabal
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:38 pm, #250550
Slang, yup. It sounds very much like... thanks silvie :)
Silverheart - October 22, 2013, 10:26 am, #250544
I use more than a few of those words... I did grow up just across a lake from Canada. Any slang for 5 Lions?
Cannabal - October 21, 2013, 7:23 pm, #250534
"In Canada, their dollar is called the "loony." How can you take an economic crisis seriously?" ~Robin Williams
OSA - October 21, 2013, 5:07 pm, #250528
US/Canada. Australia/NZ. ...Close, but not quite the same!!


Hockey -


TAGS: hockey rivals canadians americans babies
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - March 13, 2014, 5:47 pm, #253590
Good call Missy. The states out played us.
MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 2:11 am, #253575
Oh yeah, thanks!
MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 2:11 am, #253574
I think the 'mericans are going to win that one. We've got a great team but this year they just don't seem to "act" like a team. Guess we'll see eh?
MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 2:08 am, #253573
Thank you Jesus. You should be one of the all time best hockey players I would think. You can walk on water, gawd help the team playing against you on ice!
spacedog - March 12, 2014, 6:53 pm, #253559
Oh yeah, 5 gold lions eh. (Go Canada Go)
spacedog - March 12, 2014, 6:50 pm, #253558
Olympic sledge hockey semi-finals tomorrow: Canada vs. U.S.A.
JesusWept - March 12, 2014, 6:31 pm, #253557
It's true! I'm Swedish and 7 times out of 10 Canada beats the sh*t out of us in hockey hehe. Good one, MissP! L L L L L
MissPriss - March 12, 2014, 3:17 pm, #253553
Little known fact...did you know that SPARTA spelt backwards is A TRAP(s)...I know you're trying it out right now me lord...bahaha
MissPriss - March 12, 2014, 3:14 pm, #253552
Seriously? Poor memories? Well let me tell you something lady......uhhhhh? And another thing! Sorry for using the same picture, my apologies. Us Canadians sometimes dumber than 2 pieces of sheep****, but always polite...teehee
lgvernon - March 12, 2014, 11:49 am, #253551

Canadians: Great at hockey. They do suffer from poor memories~~apparently. #171685 Created February 25, 2014 (BG)
Reality Lord - March 12, 2014, 7:41 am, #253549

p'fffft. the play on ice. we are born of ice. THIS IS SPARTA.


WINTER STORMS -




Games -


TAGS: canadians love their hockey beer games
Rating: 4.63/5

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Oldsod - May 3, 2014, 6:26 am, #254604
Philosophically, I'm open for just about anything. She Who Must Be Obeyed, however, has reservations...and is trying to keep me on it...
Oldsod - May 3, 2014, 6:26 am, #254603
Philosophically, I'm open for just about anything. She Who Must Be Obeyed, however, has reservations...and is trying to keep me on it...
MissPriss - May 2, 2014, 8:57 pm, #254599
That's easy...1st move up here to Canada, 2nd bring over a bottle of rye to my place and 3rd I'll teach you how to play. You open for say Saturday?
MissPriss - May 2, 2014, 8:56 pm, #254598
Oh Ugs, I could laugh you under the hockey game table!
Oldsod - May 2, 2014, 7:50 pm, #254593
I want one...
ughomer - May 2, 2014, 5:44 pm, #254592
Bra-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!


Michael Moore -


TAGS: michael moore columbine canadians documentary
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - May 30, 2013, 8:21 pm, #246127

i suspect he secretly is Canadian.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 30, 2013, 8:03 pm, #246120
No, that was that Austin Powers guy.
Rudedog - May 30, 2013, 5:55 pm, #246114
Wasn't he in the Halloween movies?


GAY SUPER HEROES -


TAGS: g** heroes canadians captain canuck motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.26/5

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BoneCD - December 8, 2010, 9:30 am, #206061
Ditto guys
Faceplant31 - December 8, 2010, 2:34 am, #206038
I agree canada 100%
CANADA - December 8, 2010, 12:57 am, #206035
anyone else missing the good old days of motifake?
BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 5:14 pm, #134022
ROTFLMAO Ron!!!!
CANADA - November 3, 2009, 1:28 am, #133716
I laughed till it hurt!
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 11:53 pm, #133674
One helluva superfist there... use caution.
Rking - November 2, 2009, 11:53 pm, #133673
g** stereotype
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 11:50 pm, #133668
Like internal lesions ripped, or g** stereotype ripped?
Rking - November 2, 2009, 11:47 pm, #133663
You ever wondered why all the xmen are so ripped? now you know.


CANADIANS RIGHT? -


TAGS: canadians
Rating: 2.8/5

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Overlord Douchebag - February 23, 2010, 2:47 pm, #160331
You've never seen a Sumo wrestler, or people from Wisconsin, have you?
emprorche - February 23, 2010, 2:38 pm, #160330
how is this canadians again? Americans are the fatest F**ks on the planet
LogicDude - November 24, 2009, 9:25 am, #139263
Holy sh*t! There IS a woman there...I just thought he was standing in a huuuuuge garden.
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 6:43 pm, #139141
The bulge on a canuck would be lower. Plus our women wear cammo not flowers.
LogicDude - November 23, 2009, 3:41 pm, #139109
He looks REALLY HAPPY to see you Ron! LOL!!!


CANADIAN WARNINGS - Because socialist healthcare isn't enough.


TAGS: canadians
Rating: 2.38/5

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CANADIANS - Make me laugh.


TAGS: canadians
Rating: 2.11/5

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CANADA - February 1, 2010, 10:59 pm, #155658
ya, not everyone is the brightest
Produceman117 - February 1, 2010, 10:58 pm, #155656
Nowadays, me too.


CANADIAN WARNINGS - Because socialist healthcare isn't enough.


TAGS: canadians
Rating: 1.17/5

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agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 4:36 pm, #131870
Perhaps I just felt that the world needed a LOT of warning about Canadian issues. Maybe.
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 4:35 pm, #131869
In the most loving way, f-u, reason!!! LOL!!!
Reason - October 29, 2009, 4:33 pm, #131867
looks like a dupe got past the mods. Great first week Aggy. lol


Canadians -


TAGS: canadians dance ice falls creation
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 28, 2015, 2:16 am, #260169
Thanks 'cern!
concern3 - February 27, 2015, 3:58 am, #260164
Miss you nailed it, once again a 5er
JesusWept - February 27, 2015, 1:44 am, #260162
I'm Swedish so i've seen tons of people walking on frozen sidewalks. It's truly a hilarious sight LOL
MissPriss - February 27, 2015, 1:08 am, #260160
If you've ever had the pleasure of watching a Manitoban trying to walk along a frozen sidewalk...we'd have to claim the fame for twerking too...teehee. Thanks for the L's Jesus.
JesusWept - February 26, 2015, 6:46 pm, #260157
You mean leg-break dancing? L L L L L


That's Easy -


TAGS: math canadians hockey beer choices
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:31 pm, #258307
Uggie if you want to enroll...it's Hockey 101.
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:30 pm, #258306
Thanks mizzdizz!
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:29 pm, #258305
Oh Sod do it...us Canucks have no problem with it...teehee. Thanks for the vote.
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:27 pm, #258304
Thanks concern!
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:27 pm, #258303
Thanks Jesus. Ant? You're cut off!
ughomer - November 25, 2014, 10:58 am, #258298
Hockey 1, hockey 2, hockey 3, .......
mizzdizz - November 25, 2014, 8:46 am, #258284
Budwiser Platnium or Sierra Pale Ale! Something fresh and crisp to go with the beer batter, or if you prefer octopus steaks grilled in the BBQ! yummm! 5 hungry lions!
Oldsod - November 25, 2014, 7:09 am, #258276
Oh, how I wish I could get away with adding this to the classroom file...5 beer-battered calimari!
concern3 - November 25, 2014, 6:29 am, #258275
Excellent
JesusWept - November 24, 2014, 10:01 pm, #258273
*Any
JesusWept - November 24, 2014, 10:00 pm, #258272
Ant beer goes with rubber octopus. L L L L L


Canadians -


TAGS: canadians politeness sarcasm difference stickers
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 27, 2015, 2:42 pm, #260967
I'm Canadian 'cern...I'll take both and just want to say sorry for taking the bonus of the 5's.
concern3 - April 23, 2015, 7:59 am, #260894
I'm not sure if I should say "thank you or F&%k you" but it a 5er
MissPriss - April 23, 2015, 12:58 am, #260885
Phf***ing rights we do eh! Oops sorry, Canadian spelling...the ph is silent. Once again thanks dizz!
mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 10:09 pm, #260881
LOL! Its been my personal experience that underneath all that sweetness, they know exactly what they're saying! 5 laughing lions!


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